Sunday, February 22, 2015

New Best Feeling:

Peeling your fake eyelashes off after a long day.

Google Images: Ermahgerd.
That's the face associated with this type of feels.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Why I'm in a Committed Relationship with My Bed

Everyone has their own comfort zones. Mine is my bed. Not just my bed, my mattress. Every time I flop on it, I realize how exhausted I actually am. And then I can relax and inhale my pillowcase and rest. Then. To top it off, I have a megasoft, fuzzy blanket underneath that feels like the softest sheep is cuddling you. And THEN on top of that I have a down comforter. So I'm warm and super comfy. To top it off, it's memory foam aaaand I have a memory foam pillow. Moral of the Story is Men: If you want me, you have to take alllllllll of me. Me, Chevy, and my Bed. :]

Monday, February 16, 2015

The Top 5 Best Things I've Discovered While Being Stoned

1. You're incredibly happy.

I'm not talking happy, I mean other worldly happy. My doctors always told me that I suffered from depression, and I guess I never really recognized it until I tried pot.

2. Everything is also exponentially more funny.

I'll use what happened to me the other day as a perfect example. My mom was going out to a concert. (Madness, I know.) She sent me a text message that she needed help getting her boot on. Since she'd broken her ankle, she's had a little trouble. I went up to help her and became virtually useless about 2 minutes in because I was cry-laughing at the fact that I couldn't get her boot on.

3.Laffy Taffy and Tootsie Rolls feel like magic on your teeth.

I'm serious. Try it.

4. You want to try every recipe you've ever wanted to try, ever will try, or never want to try.
I've looked back at my "Recipes" section on Pinterest and thought to myself, "Yeah I would never eat that." LAST NIGHT I WANTED TO. I've also experimented. I thought a bagel and cream cheese with turkey on it would have been good. It wasn't.

5. It's a highly effective sleeping medicine.