1. You're incredibly happy.
I'm not talking happy, I mean other worldly happy. My doctors always told me that I suffered from depression, and I guess I never really recognized it until I tried pot.
2. Everything is also exponentially more funny.
I'll use what happened to me the other day as a perfect example. My mom was going out to a concert. (Madness, I know.) She sent me a text message that she needed help getting her boot on. Since she'd broken her ankle, she's had a little trouble. I went up to help her and became virtually useless about 2 minutes in because I was cry-laughing at the fact that I couldn't get her boot on.
3.Laffy Taffy and Tootsie Rolls feel like magic on your teeth.
I'm serious. Try it.
4. You want to try every recipe you've ever wanted to try, ever will try, or never want to try.
5. It's a highly effective sleeping medicine.